Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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