So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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