Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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