Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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