Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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