i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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