i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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