their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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