I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I have fence marks all over my body
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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