): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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