apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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