Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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