seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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