Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize