Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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