i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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