I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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