All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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