"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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