I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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