I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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