Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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