well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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