Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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