I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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