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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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