we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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