I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
not ubering you a puppy
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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