Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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