quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Randomize
