There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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