awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
