just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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