I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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