My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
do nipples grow back?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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