Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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