let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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