So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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