chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm both gender and math confused
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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