also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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