i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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