Im at strip club and am horny
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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