You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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