why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It's just like the Real World with babies
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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