I don't think brook has ever known best
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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