jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Randomize