I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
well you can't waste a boner
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
