problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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