Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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