so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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