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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."

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(513): View more from Ohio

He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay

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(905): View more from Ontario

Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.

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(214): View more from Texas

then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them

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(310): View more from California

Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face

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On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again

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(207): View more from Maine

It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now

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