Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I looked at my own cervix.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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