Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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